Every Number One Ever
A comedy podcast for pop music historians. Join us as we keep or bin every UK number one!
Podcast Description
A comedy podcast for pop music historians. Join us as we keep or bin every UK number one!
Episodes
Jul 22, 2024
Episode 89 - Kevin Parrott
Jul 22, 2024
Jul 22, 2024
1hr 6 min
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Jul 29, 2024
Episode 90 - Ezra's Bot Bot
Jul 29, 2024
Jul 29, 2024
1hr 4 min
Well? Did you notice last week's description? Not many did. Mainly because in my desire to be quirky, it seems that whatever algorithms are in play in podcast-land have absolutely decimated the stats for last week's episode. Ah well. This one features some interesting comments on George's bottom.
Aug 5, 2024
Aug 5, 2024
57 min
Well there's one tune in here that is the absolutely perfect for the time of year. And there's a lot of twaddle here too. Liam gets dragged into a dutch wormhole, we land one of the best tracks we've ever had on the show, and Craig goes to the wall to defend his deepest love.
Aug 12, 2024
Episode 92 - Someone having it with a pig
Aug 12, 2024
Aug 12, 2024
52 min
Well I only uploaded the wrong episode didn't I? Some of you have had a sneak peek of next week's best ever episode, but alas you'll have to wait until it drops properly. Until then, you'll have to content yourself with a dive into a lot of 1970s, some actually decent tunes, and David Cameron's all time favourite: Oink!
Aug 19, 2024
Aug 19, 2024
58 min
YES! Can you believe it!? It is officially (not officially) the best episode of any podcast in the world ever. Remember that podcast that cured cancer? Or that one that ushered in a new era of world peace? Or that one that gave every listener 500 pounds? Well, this episode is better!
We can't identify which is the big one or the little one, we reintroduce ourselves to Frank Iphone, and we even go for a spin on the Waltzers!
Aug 26, 2024
Episode 94 - An Odd Goiter
Aug 26, 2024
Aug 26, 2024
54 min
Gosh. Matt describes the aural experience of flicking your teeth, Craig shares his thoughts on a very 'challenging' individual, Liam gets triggered by tripe TV, and the chaos of the world generally gets to us all. Plus the worlds greatest laugh!
Sep 2, 2024
Episode 95 - Moviprep the Pantheon
Sep 2, 2024
Sep 2, 2024
50 min
Without wanting to spoil the tracks of the weeks, gosh are we in for something weird. Bizarre duets, massive teeth, the strangest EP in the history of pop, we pop to Southport for a prawn ring, and we meet some of the cast of Friends. Yes, its a strange week... whats new?!
Sep 9, 2024
Episode 96 - Wood Is Class
Sep 9, 2024
Sep 9, 2024
1hr 8 min
In which our intrepid heroes once again open the tomb of pop's past (and passed) and dust their bones for treasure. Craig reveals himself as a hater, Liam shares a celeb story from his party days, and we find out just what Fergie (not that one) was thinking about aviation technologies.
Sep 16, 2024
Episode 97 - Main Course Same As Starter
Sep 16, 2024
Sep 16, 2024
52 min
Well without wanting to spoil the entire show, realistically we could have done this whole thing in 25 minutes. Had we been more brutal, swift and ruthless with our inevitable judgments, we could all have had time for an extra pint. Oh and Liam saw the northern lights... which was nice.
Sep 23, 2024
Episode 98 - Blue Caused WHAT?!
Sep 23, 2024
Sep 23, 2024
55 min
We're gonna blow this conspiracy wide open! Did you know that Wales is more important than... what? Oh thats not what you should say today mate. And also this is the episode where we give someone a very unfortunate nickname. Sorry Diana (not that Diana, despite the Wales connection).
I'm sure this all seems very vague but it'll make sense what you've heard it.

Welcome to Every Number One Ever!
A revisionist history of pop music and culture from 1952 to now.
Over the next three years, friends and DAA stalwarts Matthew Leonard, Craig Lowe, and Liam Maloney are pruning the UK pop charts from day dot to now. Randomly selected number ones fired at them and either banished to the bin for all eternity or raised to the hallowed pantheon of pop after discussion, argument and general nonsense.
The discarded songs will be expunged from history and in their stead shall be one randomly selected number two single. Will it be Penny Lane, God Only Knows, Jean Genie? Or the Dexys Midnight Runner's parody 'Come On England'? Only fate and a random spreadsheet function can know for sure!
So join us on our odyssey into pop as we try to correct some historical musical maladies and revitalise the once glittering UK pop chart.



