Every Number One Ever

Episode 9 - Tom’ll Be Back Around

Another week, another dive into the annals (anals?) of pop music history. What will be the dross du jour? Who will the machine be? Will there be another fight over the Beatles? And who will be forever cast into the bin?

Episode 10 - Not Just The Colour, The Band

We've actually made it to ten, yes TEN, whole episodes. Thats 90 number ones assessed and either discarded or kept and held aloft for all to witness! What new dross will sneak this week? Or will we have a 'perfect game' without any twaddle cropping up? Is that even possible?! Let's find out...
Remember Moesha?

Episode 11 - Ally Sheedy

Are you ready to hear Craig's sexy voice? Ever wondered how many flesh trenchcoats you can make from the carcass of a Welsh Elvis impersonator? Or perhaps you're curious just how low the X-Factor will stoop to manipulate your emotions? Well.. you'll have to listen to find out.

Episode 12 - That Shoplifting Chef

According to Craig this episode represents 'democracy in action'. I think its an example of injustice and I am torrentially angry about it. But thankfully I get to write the pod notes so what I say goes. What am I talking about? You'll have to listen to find out.

Episode 13 - Hot Button

Oh god. Its 'that' episode. The episode where we really get into the moral maze of it all. Its been waiting in the wings for months but now we've finally got to address the great big stonking elephantine terror in the room. So join us as we dive into the quagmire.

Episode 14 - Tick Your Stonker

5 weeks. 5. Weeks. That's 5 weeks. I can't. As well as that we deal with some absolute stonecold 80s and 90s classics that demand your attention. Strap in kids.

Episode 15 - Get The Gays On First

This week we're going to be dealing with some of the worlds biggest boy bands, some 'also rans', emo heavy hitters, psychedelic novelties, and some MOR dross. How will it shake out?

Episode 16 - The Yorkshire Vet in a Smeg Fridge

This week's episode sees the boys getting very silly. We hear what 'sultry' music does to Liam (I'm very sorry), come across some forgotten gems from the early days of the charts, and Craig has to invoke his new rule already.

Episode 17 - Pleasure She Wrote

One of the giggliest corpsiest episodes ever for which we can only apologise. We'd got very worked up. But its a diverse collection this week. We've got some teenage pop rock, EDM divas, some lesser disco, awful covers, and the sound of Craig angrily scribbling his resignation note.

Episode 18 - S Club Asda

Liam's ongoing mission is thwarted by the majesty of arguably one of the greatest number one singles of all time - there's no way that wouldn't be unanimous. You know which one we're talking about. That one. No, THAT one. Still unsure? Listen and find out.