Every Number One Ever

Episode 29 - Shorts and Hats ＞ Genocidey

Another week, another episode. This week we discuss language, we come over all teutonic, and Liam and Craig square up in one of the most argumentative episodes ever. We still love each other though.

Episode 30 - He Cheesy Wanks (or The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Musical Disorders)

Another week, another episode. We've kissed and made up after last week's the 'Sandy Thom' incident. Its our pearl anniversary after all!

Episode 31 - An Oxo Cube of Craig Hate

You can't say we're not eclectic. This time we jump from Scandi sad bangers to novelty 90s schlock to NY punk to disco fantasy. Strap in kids.

Episode 32 - Lowe on Lowe

Last week we achieved a 100% unanimous keep across the board. EVERYTHING went in. The chances of that happening this week? Highly unlikely if some of our pop picks have anything to say about it.

Episode 33 - Scampi Costume

The speed of a record, the age I wish I was, the amount of pounds in my bank account, yes it's episode 33! This week we discuss the eternal goddess of pop, crustaceans, and get a peak behind the curtain into ML's home life. What else could you ask for?!

Episode 34 - World Music Flute

Its certainly a week of contrasts. We jump from early 00s dancehall to modern day pop icons, from classic rhythm and blues to 90s dance. Its never a dull week here at Enoe Towers. Plus the usual sass and chaos from Craig.

Episode 35 - The Brown Farmer

Some absolutely massive hitters that you might expect to be simple decisions turn out to be far more controversial than expected. Its just all par for the course here at ENOE Towers. Plus some horrible analogies.

Episode 36 - I’m About To Shoot Myself In The Face

Tempers flair and other sensationalist hyperbole (hyper bowl) in this week's episode flowing straight out of the ENOE Towers like effluent along a particularly well designed sewage pipe. Can you tell I'm having issues with the plumbing in our upstairs loo? It's on the brain.

Episode 37 - Crooner Brand X

Some weeks we wade through ranks of forgotten and uninteresting tunes from yesteryear. Will this week's episode be one of those? Or will it filled with absolute 80s classic that will inspire debate and discussion? I'll give you a clue, its not the first.

Episode 38 - Lonnie Donegans Anal Treat

With an episode title like that you know this one got a bit silly. All we can do is apologise to Lonnie and his fans. Plus Liam is gunning for one from his hit list of most hated songs to be expunged from the pantheon.