Every Number One Ever

Episode 49 - Grassy Buttocks

The penultimate episode before our Gold anniversary. Will it be fraternal harmony or trouble and strife? Hopefully the first song of the episode gives you some idea of the direction of travel. Cryptic? You bet your arse but you're dying to know now aren't you?

Episode 50 - Profiteroles

We have managed to do 50 full episodes! Thats 9 times 50 songs... maths! This train shows no sign of stopping so lets get cracking headed towards our centenary!

Episode 51 - Ended On A Brown

A bumper long episode for this episode! Why? Because it is front loaded with stats! Yes STATS! It's a joyous stats attack for you to kick off this episode. But after that we give popular music a good old shake and see what 9 songs fall out. Join us won't you?

Episode 52 - This Is A Red Letter Episode

We have completed a FULL year of this nonsense and we're still cracking on. Just like a runaway train, or the government facilitated decline of the NHS, or Suella Braverman's cruelty to anyone from outside of Kent, we're showing no sign of stopping! 9 more of the best (and additional gristle) for our reviewing pleasure.

Episode 53 - Alright Bernard

Some episodes will fly by in a haze of vague agreement or approval. Sometimes one will feel entirely vindicated that justice has been served. Others we will look back at the end of this pod and question what on earth the prevailing logic was. The other thing it will do is provide reasonable grounds for when we get the lawyers involved.

Episode 54 - Urine Gagarin

The second appearance of a big hitter, some random 'also ran' singles from bigger bands, and perhaps the greatest pun I have ever come up with. And we delve into the potted and insulting history of one of the 00s pop... well not 'greats' but certainly they... existed.

Episode 55 - I Laugh When I Get Wet

Urinary incontinence is no laughing matter. Or perhaps it is. Depends if you ask one of the songstresses of the week that grace our show. Whilst this week isn't scraping the barrel, we're certainly uncovering some of the odder moments in pop history. Have a listen... if you dare.

Episode 56 - Malaria [citation needed]

Of all the various rabbit holes to go down, you elected to go down this one. As did we when we learn about the health history of one of our countries most (in)famous pop stars. Plus the usual nonsense as we seel the fate of another 9 tracks.

Episode 57 - Get Your Rabbit Hat On

Just to make sure things are a little varied. Matt speaks reason interspersed with occasional outbursts of rage, Liam gets on his high horse, and Craig offers yet another contrary opinion... Oh that's our usual mode of operation isn't it. Ah well, here's episode 57! Enjoy.

Episode 58 - yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah YEAH NO

All bets are off this episode. We are presented with songs that should be obvious keepers and obvious binners but it appears we have entered bizarro world this week. Is there something in the air? Probably whip-its given our ridiculous behaviour (note: ENOE does not condone the use of nitrous oxide).