Every Number One Ever

Episode 59 - Double D in Berghain

After last weeks uproar, hopefully episode 59 might see is dealing with some topics that inspire less ire? Alas, this may not be the case with some of the ditchwater that we've been burdened with secreted liberally across the current history of number numbers. Oh, and its the xmas episode. Not that you'd know it. We've got far more important things to do than celebrate xmas!

Episode 60 - Chicken In Tinfoil

This is how we should start the new year! This is what this podcast is all about. Some killers, some fillers, some dead fish, and some forgotten gems. Yes! Onwards to 2024 my darlings, let us go forth and F up the year.

Episode 61 - Now who’s wearing the Dildo Hat!

Lets see if we can agree on ANYTHING this week shall we? I severely doubt it. But at least we're gathering more data for the next stats attack (whenever that happens) to find out just how out of step Craig is with the other two. So many more to come in 2024!

Episode 62 - The Ayia Napa Stabbing Incident

It would be strange if the random hands we were dealt didn't occasionally have some coincidental weirdness, would it? In that spirit we dive into a very odd pod indeed with us opening the door a crack to shed light on one of the strangest beefs in grime history, plus we get our hands very dirty with some of pop's weakest offerings.

Episode 63 - Sorry Charlie Murphy, I Was Having Too Much Fun

Just exactly what AM I supposed to write in these things without giving away too much of what songs we get or how we vote or just how happy Craig is at being the odd one out (you know he loves being the contrarian really)? Well this week you'll just have to listen. No hints will be given. No sir... nope... (we might talk about Little Mix)

Episode 64 - Let's Keep It Vague and Move On

Splits appear. Liam touts for a new podcast whether you like it or not. We relearn the alphabet. A sprinkle of Eurovision is immediately brushed off and a warning that this episode contains far too much Dane Bowers chat for anyone’s liking.All this and Craig gets stung by some randomly chosen television.
It makes you dream of spring months doesn’t it.
Oh, and apologies to Taylor Swift. Sorry.

Episode 65 - Keith (Awww yeah!)

As we trundle our way to the end of January, we're faced with personal dilemmas, and infinitely falling standards here at ENOE Towers. Will tripe sneak in via the back door? Or will the baby be thrown out with the bathwater? And other mixed metaphors to boot!

Episode 66 - Yet The Chin Still Remains

A turbulent time is afoot here at ENOE Towers. Join us for another episode in which one of our intrepid heroes meets his most hated nemesis, and the other two of then mock mercilessly. Is this the end of light hearted banter and camaraderie? Or will Matt's years of therapy finally pay off as he offers a hand of forgiveness to the offending musical artiste? You'll have to listen to find out.

Episode 67 - The One Where Liam Meets A Sad Horse

Yes its another episode of the show. Its episode 67 you know how it works now. BUT if you're curious about the strange horse related introduction: Liam lives in the country and saw a tiny pony in a place it wasn't supposed to be. He has been named Señor Henry Clopz (the pony, not Liam). He reappears intermittently. He thinks its an issue with 'fly grazing' rather than abandonment. Now, go about your lives.

Episode 68 - Under Milky Wood

We have a new level of disgusting with this weeks episode title. Well done to us. Will we reach such heights of greatness when it comes to this week's tunes? My notes for this just say 'pow pow'... hmmmm...