Every Number One Ever

Dear listener, this episode will leave you gagged and appalled at Craig's confession of wrongdoing and duplicity! We can only apologise to Mr Scrivens for the hurt and emotional trauma such an admission of guilt might bring to the fore. We would like it known that the behaviour of Mr Lowe does not reflect on the law-abiding nature of ENOE productions. Plus, sharp beards, a holiday song, and a little bit of hepatitis.

This week the halls of ENOE towers are stuffed to bursting with record breakers, awful Christmas songs featuring MCs, mid 00s dance tunes (I shan't use the word "banger" here), 50s schlock, and perhaps even a Beatles number. At least its eclectic I suppose? You'd get bored if they were all good ones.

Just like the internal logic of our podcast, this will be our number one episode DURING Christmas and as such it will be our xmas episode. And just like the presents one might receive on xmas, some of them are very much welcome additions and others will be regifted quicker than you can say "unana-bin!".
From all of our at ENOE towers, have a very merry Christmas you lovely ho's.

We're 112 episodes in now. Finding ways to entice you or otherwise tickle your intellectual pickle in these descriptor is proving more and more challenging. AND lets be honest, why would you start here? Go back to the start you weirdo. Those non-weirdos: welcome... in ENOE jam.

In this episode we do the usual stuff, but also tackle dating websites, Craig's burgeoning documentary career, hear about Matt's trouser situation, find out who was suckling a lamb (or a pig), remind you about the Capitol B-list, and end with a rather sad fact about a boy band. Its all the usual set of oddities. ENJOY!

In which our heroes encounter a teeny tiny nip, bad underwear, a mouthful of marbles, someone shouting, charity and ice dancers. A lot of weirdness, maybe one day we might discuss music? You never know.

Our intrepid heroes break this thing wide open with discussions of Postman Pat (and his illicit affairs!), the wonder of chewing gum adverts, skiffle and the bible belt. You can't say we're not interdisciplinary here at DAA Towers. There's also a bit of music chat in there too, just for good measure.

In which our intrepid heroes discover the true meaning of "Coastal Lifestyle Acoustic Rock", soundtrack the new advert for a caring bank, have a bit of a boogie to a classic, Liam gets oiled, up, and we all finally learn who the meat bitch was all along.
Maybe the real meat bitch is inside us all... probably not though.

Is this some Simon Cowell-inspired version of Groundhog Day? Are we all doomed to repeat the mistakes of the past? Or by understanding history can we avoid the fate of our pop music forebears (growl x4)?
Or maybe its just a podcast where three lads chat rubbish about pop music and summarily admit or dismiss all the UK number one singles? Probably that one right?

In which our heroes encounter a toilet on an album cover, have a little sing song, bemoan mental health, make jokes in binary, and ask the eternal question: will we get another cucumber castle?
Listen, and find out.
Plus, its a weirdly one episode. Some might say specially extended. We say specially distended.